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• Kryten: It's a small, off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden! -- Red Dwarf - 'Camille'
• The way the light catches the angles of your head..
  .most enchanting. -- Kryten to Camille in Red Dwarf 'Camille'...
• Kryten: Camille looks like your sister-in-law? What happened?
  Was she involved in some kind of horrific car accident?...
• Kryten: Spin my nipple-nuts and send me to Alaska! -- Red Dwarf - 'Camille'
• Lister: Well, if you've got some amazing secret plan up your sleeve, Kryten, now's the time to mention it.
  Kryten: No plan, sir -- no sleeves. -- Red Dwarf - 'Inquisitor'...
• Lister, if two people came to you for a job, and one of them's dead, which one would you choose?
  -- Rimmer in Red Dwarf 'Queeg'...
• He's got 'droid rot.
• Well, I don't like them....they wet their nests.
• Kryten: It's the old, old story: Droid meets Droid
  Droid becomes Chameleon, Droid loses Chameleon, Chameleon turns into Blob, Droid gets Blob back again, Blob meets Blob, Blob goes off with Blob, and Droid loses Blob, Chameleon, and Droid....