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• Kryten: It's a small, off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden! -- Red Dwarf - 'Camille'
• You'll like them... Well some of them... Well one of them.
  .. Maybe.... -- Kryten to Camille in Red Dwarf 'Camille'...
• Kryten: Spin my nipple-nuts and send me to Alaska! -- Red Dwarf - 'Camille'
• Kryten: Camille looks like your sister-in-law? What happened?
  Was she involved in some kind of horrific car accident?...
• Isn't it about this time your head goes back to the lab for re-tuning?
  -- Rimmer to Kryten in Red Dwarf 'The Last Day'...
• He's got 'droid rot.
• Lister: No way are these my boxer shorts -- these bend! -- Red Dwarf - 'Kryten'
• Kryten: It's the old, old story: Droid meets Droid
  Droid becomes Chameleon, Droid loses Chameleon, Chameleon turns into Blob, Droid gets Blob back again, Blob meets Blob, Blob goes off with Blob, and Droid loses Blob, Chameleon, and Droid....
• Lister: Well, if you've got some amazing secret plan up your sleeve, Kryten, now's the time to mention it.
  Kryten: No plan, sir -- no sleeves. -- Red Dwarf - 'Inquisitor'...