Lister: Well, If You've Got Some Amazing Secret Plan Up Your Sleeve, Kryten, Now's The Time To Mention It.
Lister: Well, if you've got some amazing secret plan up your sleeve, Kryten,
now's the time to mention it.
Kryten: No plan, sir -- no sleeves.
-- Red Dwarf - 'Inquisitor'
Kryten: You are a sick, sick person! If mechanoids could barf, I'd be on to my fifth bag by now.
-- Red Dwarf - 'Inquisitor'...
Excuse me, could I please just distract you for one brief second?
-- Kryten, distracting the Inquisitor in Red Dwarf 'Inquisitor'...
Lister: No way are these my boxer shorts -- these bend! -- Red Dwarf - 'Kryten'
Kryten: Ah, Virgil's Aeneid -- the epic tale of Agamemnon's pursuit of Helen of Troy.
The classic work by the greatest Latin poet who ever put quill to parchment....
You'll like them... Well some of them... Well one of them.
.. Maybe.... -- Kryten to Camille in Red Dwarf 'Camille'...
Lister: We used to be your shipmates. Rimmer: Only .
.. we've forgotten you. Lister: Yeah. Rimmer: [to Cat] Well, I don't know about you, but I'm convinced....
Kryten: That is the Inquisitor. He prunes away the wastrels, expunges the wretched, and deletes the worthless.
Rimmer: We're in big trouble. -- Red Dwarf 'Inquisitor'...
Isn't it about this time your head goes back to the lab for re-tuning?
-- Rimmer to Kryten in Red Dwarf 'The Last Day'...
Sir, I beg you to reconsider. If not for your sanity, you haven't even considered the moral implications of your decision.
You will be joining a society where you will be compelled to have sex with beautiful woman twice daily, on demand....