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• Man your skates! And may the Force be with you!
• If you happen to live in a tri-level home, roller skates should not constitute your ordinary foot wear.
• You know you're in trouble when Steve Dallas is your defense attorney.
• If you wish to know what a man is - give him skates, a stick, & a puck.
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• If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
  If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live....
• You know you're in trouble when Worf smiles at you.
• You know you're in trouble when... 1) Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
  2) You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren't any....