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If You Happen To Live In A Tri-level Home, Roller Skates Should Not Constitute Your Ordinary Foot Wear.
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If you happen to live in a tri-level home, roller skates should not
constitute your ordinary foot wear.
Related:
You can't get to Heaven on roller skates.
You know you're in trouble when you forget your skates at home.
Man your skates! And may the Force be with you!
Home is where you wear your hat. -- Buckaroo Banzai (the film)
Accidents happen! Wear your seat belt!
Krusty: [entertaining the family by riding a unicycle while balancing a plant on his nose] Ba
Krusty, you don't have to be `on' tonight. Home...
Home is where you wear your hat. I feel so break up: I want to go home -- Lord John Whorfi
You should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and liberty.
-- Henrik Ibse...
You should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and liberty.
-- Henrick Ibse...
