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• Man your skates! And may the Force be with you!
• You know you're in trouble when you forget your skates at home.
• If you wish women to love you, be original; I know a man who wore fur boots summer and winter, and women fell in love with him.
  -- Anton Chekov...
• Or what man is there of you, whom if his son ask bread, will he give him a stone?
  -- New Testament -- Matthew vii, 9...
• ADVICE, n. The smallest current coin. "The man was in such deep distress," Said Tom, "that I could do no less Than give him good advice.
  Said Jim: "If less could have been done for him I know you well enough, my son, To know that's what you would have done....
• When someone says "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I wish done," give him a lollipop.