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• Fifth Law of Applied Terror: If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
  Corollary: If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live....
• If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
  -- Fifth Law of Applied Terror If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live....
• If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book. Fifth Law of Applied Terro
• If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.
  Corollary to the Fifth Law of Applied Terro...
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• Law of Applied Terror: 80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed about the one book you didn't read.