You just dialed into the North American Air Defense Contract
Center. Stand by at the tone to give coordinates and
destination of incoming bogey. TNR Surveillance will scramble.
If you do not respond, this unit will assume incoming,
non-urgent.
-- Answering machine madness - authority figures
Center. Stand by at the tone to give coordinates and
destination of incoming bogey. TNR Surveillance will scramble.
If you do not respond, this unit will assume incoming,
non-urgent.
-- Answering machine madness - authority figures
Related:
- Vancouver Coast Guard, may I help you. (Caller thinks they
dialed long distance.)
-
Answering machine madness - authority... - Lucifer speaking. Who in hell do you want?
-- Answering machine madness -
authority... - The party you dialed is not available. Your call is being
diverted to an alternate number.
Please stand by... (Ring...) The number you dialed... - You have reached the Strategic Air Command Nuclear Missile
Storage Facility.
We are unable to come to the phone right now. At the... - In Japan, the hand can be used like a knife. (Heeeeee-YAH!
Sound of smashing box of kleenex.) But this method... - In Joe Friday voice:) This is Constable Augie of the Canadian
Security and Intelligence Service.
The phone line you have just dialed is currently under... - This is Dr. Ruth, Sexually Speaking, you're on the air.
Answering machine madness - authority... - Hello, epicenter of the Universe, God speaking. If you leave
your name,
number, and prayer after the tone, I will call you... - Imitating Mr. Rogers:) Hello. I'm in the Neighborhood of
Make Believe right now,
so I can't come to the phone. Can you leave your...
