(In Joe Friday voice:) This is Constable Augie of the Canadian
Security and Intelligence Service. The phone line you have just
dialed is currently under investigation on a warrant issued by
the Attorney General of Canada. To facilitate our
investigation, we would appreciate you leaving your name,
number, a brief message, and any affiliations you may have made
now, or in the past, with communist or terrorist organizations.
Thank you.
-- Answering machine madness - authority figures
Security and Intelligence Service. The phone line you have just
dialed is currently under investigation on a warrant issued by
the Attorney General of Canada. To facilitate our
investigation, we would appreciate you leaving your name,
number, a brief message, and any affiliations you may have made
now, or in the past, with communist or terrorist organizations.
Thank you.
-- Answering machine madness - authority figures
Related:
- You have reached 843-4734. Please hold while I process your
call.
(Pause.) Our extremely sophisticated computer system... - Thank you for calling Uncle Tom's Mortuary and Delicatessen.
You stab 'em and we slab 'em. We have specials on... - Gregorian chants in background; serene voice:) Hello,
Brother or Sister. You have reached the Cubicles... - You have reached the Strategic Air Command Nuclear Missile
Storage Facility.
We are unable to come to the phone right now. At the... - Annoying flute music in background:) Good day, Jim.
Your contact, Linda, is not available right now. ... - You have reached the number you have dialed. Please leave a
message after the beep.
Answering machine madness -... - Hello. All of our operators are busy right now, but if you'll
leave your name,
telephone number, a brief message, and the time you... - You have reached the Suicide Prevention Hotline. All our lines
are busy now,
but if you leave your name and number, someone will... - Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave
your name and number,
I'll be right with you. -- Answering machine madness...
From the same category:
- No man would listen to you talk if he didn't know it was his turn next.
E.W.... - Nothing brings more pain than too much pleasure; nothing more bondage than
too much liberty,
(or libertinism). -- Ben... - Show your affection,
which will probably meet with pleasant response... - What is a magician but a practising theorist?
--
Obi-Wan... - You must lose a fly to catch a trout.
--
George...
