You Have Reached The Strategic Air Command Nuclear Missile Storage Facility.

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You have reached the Strategic Air Command Nuclear Missile
Storage Facility. We are unable to come to the phone right now.
At the tone, please leave your name, number, and target or list
of targets, and we'll launch as soon as we can. And have a nice
day.
-- Answering machine madness - authority figures

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