You have reached the Strategic Air Command Nuclear Missile
Storage Facility. We are unable to come to the phone right now.
At the tone, please leave your name, number, and target or list
of targets, and we'll launch as soon as we can. And have a nice
day.
-- Answering machine madness - authority figures
Storage Facility. We are unable to come to the phone right now.
At the tone, please leave your name, number, and target or list
of targets, and we'll launch as soon as we can. And have a nice
day.
-- Answering machine madness - authority figures
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your name and number,
I'll be right with you. -- Answering machine madness... - Annoying flute music in background:) Good day, Jim.
Your contact, Linda, is not available right now. ... - Thank you for calling Robert's House of Love. All of our
customer service representatives are,
er... busy servicing customers, so at the sound of...
