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• You know you have a weight problem when your doctor suggests that you get into group therapy - by yourself!
• End of diatribe. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.
  ..] -- Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distributio...
• I am the one your ancestors called "The Doctor".
• You still making a nonsense of it, Doctor, in your, what was it called--TARDIS?
  -- Lethbridge-Stewart, THE INVASION...
• You don't float with your weight as it is. You drowned.
• For your birthday, somebody gives you a calfskin wallet..
• As your Doctor I advise you to drink heavily.
• Just because they are called 'forbidden' transitions does not mean that they are forbidden.
  They are less allowed than allowed transitions, if you see what I mean....
• This isn't true in practice -- what we've missed out is Stradivarius's constant.
  And then the aside: "For those of you who don't know, that's been called by others the fiddle factor....