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• Where does weight go when you lose it?
• Childhood is a glorious time. You can lose weight simply by taking a bath.
• FAT TABLE CORRUPT. Please lose weight.
• You either have to lose weight or make more friends--six pallbearers isn't going to cut it.
  -- Johnny Parker ("The Wizard of Id")...
• If you need me, I'll be in the refrigerator.
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• Win or lose, you lose.
• Every time I lose weight, It finds me again!
• I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.