The weight of your pack increases in direct proportion to the amount
of food you consume from it. If you run out of food, the pack weight
goes on increasing anyway.
-- Milt Barber
of food you consume from it. If you run out of food, the pack weight
goes on increasing anyway.
-- Milt Barber
Related:
- Barber's Laws of Backpacking
1) The integral of the gravitational potential taken
around any loop trail you choose to hike always comes
out positive.
2) Any stone in your boot always migrates against the pressure gradient to exactly the point of most pressure.... - The distance you have to park from your apartment increases in proportion to the weight of the packages you are carrying.
- The net weight of your boots is proportional to the cube of the number
of hours you have been on the trail.
-- Milt Barbe... - Getting along with your relatives increases in direct proportion with the distance you stay away from them.
- The number of licorice gumballs you get out of a gumball machine increases in direct proportion to how much you hate licorice.
- When you arrive at your campsite, it is full. -- Milt Barbe
- Objectivity increases in direct proportion to the distance from the problem.
