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• Why waste negative entropy on comments, when you could use the same entropy to create bugs instead?
  -- Steve Elia...
• You are getting old if you can remember when you could tell what was in the breakfast cereal by the taste of it!
• Burp!......(well it COULD have been worse!)
• Why be difficult when, with a bit of effort, you could be impossible?
• Why waste time learning when ignorance is instantaneous? -- Calvin and Hobbe
• and with my patented seminar, you will learn to corner the real estate market through hypnosis.
  Why waste your hypnotic powers on neighbors and coworkers when....
• BTW, Bob, are you a grouchy old fart?
• In space, no one can hear you fart.
• You know you're dieting when postage stamps taste good.