Yo Momma Arms Are So Short, She Has To Tilt Her Head To Scratch Her Ear.
Yo momma arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
Yo momma head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo momma head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo momma so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo momma so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo momma so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
Yo momma so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Yo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.