Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it
was none of my business.
-- Steven Wright
was none of my business.
-- Steven Wright
Related:
- Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said,
"what for?" -- Steven... - When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms
with me.
I said, "Well, what do you need?" -- Steven... - When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any
firearms with me.
I said, `Well, what do you need?'" ... - When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any
firearms with me.
I said, `Well, what do you need?'" -- Steven... - When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if
I had any firearms with me.
I said, "Well, what do you need?" -- Steven... - My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands or numbers.
He says it's very accurate. I asked him what time... - My girlfriend asked me how long I was going to be gone on this tour.
I said, "the whole time." -- Steven... - Four years ago... no, it was yesterday.
Today I...
No, that wasn't me. Sometimes I... No, I don't. ... - I saw a small bottle of cologne and asked if it was for sale.
She said, "It's free with purchase." I asked her...
