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• When the fog came in on little cat feet last night, it left these little muddy paw prints on the hood of my car.
• Last night, I came home and realized that everything in my apartment had been stolen and replaced with an exact duplicate.
  I told this to my friend -- he said, `Do I know you?'" -- Steven Wrigh...
• My mom called me last night... I'm over it now... I was thinking of calling her back.
  .. There it passed......
• Like my mom always said, "When your dad dies, then we'll be in heaven.
• Bart: Hey, Mom! Dad's in a mental institution! Marge
  Oh, my God... Mother was right! -- "Stark Raving Dad...
• There's a comedian over here in Britain called Jack Dee who came out with a great string of Famous Last Words.
  He came up with the idea of a Black Box Recorder for cars, so that you could find out the last thing that was said in the car before crashing!...
• Well I looked at my watch and it said a quarter to five, The headline screamed that I was still alive, I couldn't understand it, I thought I died last night.
  I dreamed I'd been in a border town, In a little cantina that the boys had found, I was desperate to dance, just to dig the local sounds....
• O I met a girl across the sea =`\<, She saved my life and came to me (=)/(=) A tender night of dark persuasion Could be my first and last occasion.
• Bart: Hey, it's morning and Mom and Dad aren't home yet.
  Lisa: Don't worry, Mr. Hutz is still here to take care of us....