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• One day, when I came home from work, I accidently put my car key in the door of my apartment building.
  .. I turned it... and the whole building started up....
• The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys.
  I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• It was raining heavily, and the motorist had car trouble on a lonely country road.
  Anxious to find shelter for the night, he walked over to a farmhouse and knocked on the front door....
• Bart: I never heard Maggie laugh like that before. Lisa
  Well, when was the last time Dad gave her that kind of attention?...
• Last year I entered the LA marathon. I finished last.
  It was embarrassing. And the guy who was in front of me, second to last, was making fun of me....
• I passed a car dealership. I looked in the window and I saw the most beautiful cars.
  And a fellow came out and said, "Come on in, they're bigger than ever and they last a lifetime!...
• I hope OSHA doesn't find out about this... -- Famous Last Word
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....