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• Man: I'm Michael Jackson. Bart: <The> Michael Jackson?
  [makes scoffing sound] No way! Man: It's true. I'm with your father in a mental institution....
• Bart: [on the phone] Yes, Dad, I solemnly swear I will not tell another living soul.
  ... No, not even Millhouse. [hangs up] [intense, but brief, mental struggle] [dials phone] Hello, Millhouse?...
• Bart: Looney Toons, this is what Michael Jackson looks like.
  [shows an album] You're nothing but a big fat mental patient....
• Marge: Bart, I asked you to watch your sister [Maggie].
  Bart: I tried to stop her, but she overpowered me! -- A likely story, "Stark Raving Dad...
• Marge: I told you kids you were going to send your father to the crazy house!
  Bart: No, Mom, you said poor house. Marge: I said crazy house....
• Marge: Bye-bye, Leon. Lisa: You're a credit to dementia! -- "Stark Raving Dad
• Bart: Hey, Dad, do you hear voices? Homer: [angrily] Yes, I'm hearing one right now while I'm trying to watch TV.
  .. Bart: [checks] Yes. Are you quick to anger? Home...
• Joe's Crematorium. You kill 'em, we grill 'em. -- Bart answers the phone, "Stark Raving Dad
• Joe's Taxidermy. You snuff 'em, we stuff 'em. -- Bart answers the phone, "Stark Raving Dad