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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Hutz: Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage, and I couldn't help overhearing that you need a babysitter.
  Of course, being a highly-skilled attorney, my fee is $...
• Bart: Hey, Mom! Dad's in a mental institution! Marge
  Oh, my God... Mother was right! -- "Stark Raving Dad...
• Hutz: Hutz is the name, Mr. Simpson. Lionel Hutz, attorney at law.
  Here's my card. It turns into a sponge when you put it in water....
• Bart: [hurt] Hey, Mom, you didn't wake me up. Marge
  Here's your hot chocolate. Bart: [looking at other cups] You didn't put my marshmallow in....
• Ruth: [pointing] Look, you can see our houses. Marge
  Hmm. There's an awful lot of black smoke coming from my chimney....
• Homer: Fine. I can have a great time all by myself.
  Lisa: Hey Dad, I think state and federal laws require us to have a babysitter....
• Lisa: Hi, Mom. Marge: Lisa! Hello. How are you doing in England?
  Remember, an elevator is called a "lift", a mile is called a "kilometer", and botulism is called "steak and kidney pie"....
• Bart: [running towards door with sled; goggles on head] Cowabunga!
  Marge: Remember to take a break if your arms go numb!...