Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first
instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and
she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and
she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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