Laugh, clown, laugh. This is what I tell myself whenever I dress up like Bozo.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
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- I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a
bunch of rolled-up tobacco leaves.
Deep Thoughts by Jack... - If you're a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in your act,
I don't think it's a good idea to also dress the dog... - Whenever anybody says he's struggling to become a human being I have to laugh
because the apes beat him to it by about a million years.
Struggle to become a parrot or something. -- Jack... - Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk,
my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what... - People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful
things in the world.
What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with... - Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck,
and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have... - I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and
just laugh at people.
Deep Thoughts, by Jack... - One day one of my little nephews came up to me and asked me if the equator was
a real line that went around the Earth,
or just an imaginary one. I had to laugh. Laugh... - Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk,
my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what...
