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• A white lie is aversion of the truth. -- Alan F. G. Lewi
• I'll be with you in two sex, said the hermaphrodite. -- Alan F. G. Lewi
• A true adman writes the prose and cons. -- Alan F. G. Lewi
• Baldness is a kind of failure. Wish I'd made the greyed. -- Alan F. G. Lewi
• When a liar gets pharyngitis, he loses his vice. -- Alan F. G. Lewi
• Bambi could never have been a mother if her hart hadn't been in the right place.
  -- Alan F. G. Lewi...
• When the witch said Abradacabra, nothing happened. She's a hopeless speller. -- Alan F. G. Lewi
• Driving down the street at 150 miles per hour with a friend of mine on cruise control.
  Both of us in the back seat. The police pulled us over....
• Self-improvement is a dangerous form of vanity. -- Alan Wa