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• When a liar gets pharyngitis, he loses his vice. -- Alan F. G. Lewi
• When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one.
  -- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)...
• Once at a dinner party when he was a young man, Winston Churchill, who at the time had a moustache, was seated next to an older woman.
  She said to him, "Young man, I care neither for your politics nor for your moustache....
• The purpose of a fish trap is to catch fish, and when the fish are caught, the trap is forgotten.
  The purpose of a rabbit snare is to catch rabbits....
• It was pleasant to me to get a letter from you the other day.
  Perhaps I should have found it pleasanter if I had been able to decipher it....
• It was pleasant to me to get a letter from you the other day.
  Perhaps I should have found it pleasanter if I had been able to decipher it....
• The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy.