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• Back-seat driving is a form of duel control. -- Alan F. G. Lewi
• A white lie is aversion of the truth. -- Alan F. G. Lewi
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• When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. -- Edward Abbey
• If an S and an I and an O and a U With an X at the end spell Su
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