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I'll Be With You In Two Sex, Said The Hermaphrodite. -- Alan F.
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I'll be with you in two sex, said the hermaphrodite.
-- Alan F. G. Lewis
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When the witch said Abradacabra, nothing happened. She's a hopeless speller. -- Alan F. G. Lewi
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Back-seat driving is a form of duel control. -- Alan F. G. Lewi
Baldness is a kind of failure. Wish I'd made the greyed. -- Alan F. G. Lewi
Bambi could never have been a mother if her hart hadn't been in the right place.
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Definition of a hermaphrodite: a bisexual built for two. -- Jeff Daiell
... and then I said to myself, 'Why should I split it two ways?'" -- G. Mouse
