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• What do you get if you cross an elephant with a grape? |grape| * |elephant| * sin(theta).
• What's the difference between a JAP and an elephant?
  10 pounds. How do you get them to be the same? Force feed the elephant....
• Q: What do you do with an elephant with three balls? A: Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
• Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant.
  -- "Oversized decorative poncho"?! Bart: Technically it's for a giraffe, but I think I can let it out a little....
• What should you do if you pass an elephant? Flush it down and hope it doesn't clog the pipes!
• Q: What do you call the money you pay to the government when you ride into the country on the back of an elephant?
  A: A howdah duty....
• Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant? A: With a blue-elephant gun.
  Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant? A: Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue-elephant gun....
• Lisa: If you come down, I'll give you some more coffee!
  Lots more coffee! Are you getting ready for bed, Bart?...
• Q: How do you make an elephant float? A: You get two scoops of elephant and some rootbeer...