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• Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant? A: With a blue-elephant gun.
  Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant? A: Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue-elephant gun....
• Q: How do you make an elephant float? A: You get two scoops of elephant and some rootbeer...
• Q: What do you call the money you pay to the government when you ride into the country on the back of an elephant?
  A: A howdah duty....
• What do you get if you cross an elephant with a grape? |grape| * |elephant| * sin(theta).
• Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging? A: Take away his credit cards.
• What do you give a seasick elephant? Lots of room.
• What's the difference between a JAP and an elephant?
  10 pounds. How do you get them to be the same? Force feed the elephant....
• Q: How do you save a drowning lawyer? A: Throw him a rock.
• Q: How do you tell if an Elephant has been making love in your backyard?
  A: If all your trashcan liners are missing ......