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• Marge: Look what I got! Now people will stop intentionally ramming our car.
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• Homer: And now to absorb some local color through the magic of AM radio.
  DJ 1: -- book of Revelations tells us to watch for the seven signs of evil -- DJ 2...
• One of the times when silence annoys is when the car engine won't start.
• To err is human, to flip a car 6 times and kill someone, is DRUNK.
• Sign in massage-parlor window: LET OUR STAFF SATISFY YOURS!
• I/O Device: Note you sign for the bank in/order to get loan for new (old) car.
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• Umpire: Play ball! Chief Wiggum: [steps to the plate] Police radio
  Attention all units! Attention all units! Armored car being robbed at 59th and....
• I was driving my car out of the driveway in the usual manner, when it was struck by the other car in the same place it had been struck several times before.