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• Marge: [dejected] No one bought a wishbone necklace.
  Homer: Well, one of us made some money! I sold a guy our spare tire....
• Marge: Homer, you're going to be famous! Homer: Yeah, but I'm not gonna let it change our lives.
  I'll be the same loving father I've always been....
• Homer: Hmm, "Baby on Board..." [sings] Baby On Board, Something something, Burt Ward.
  .. [spoken] This thing writes itself!...
• Homer: Look, Marge... Honey... Baby... Doll... Marge
  [turning her back, folding her arms] Homer, I don't even want to look at you right now....
• Marge: Your teenage son or daughter will think this wishbone necklace is really cool!
  Man: I doubt my son or daughter is that stupid....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: [excited] Wait till I tell Marge! Nigel: [with consternation] Oh, yes.
  ..Bouffant Betty. Well, I would prefer if we kept your marriage a secret....
• Marge: Now wait a minute, I'm not sure about this. Every time we've ever gone on vacation I end up being horribly embarrassed.
  We end up in a big fight and we come home more miserable than when we left....
• Marge: What if he's crazy? Homer: And what if he's not?
  Then we'd look like idiots. Burns Baby Bu...