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• Car trouble is when the car won't start and the payments won't stop.
• One of the first things you learn when the kids start to use the car is how far you can drive when the gas guage stands on empty.
• I was driving my car out of the driveway in the usual manner, when it was struck by the other car in the same place it had been struck several times before.
• You know that times are not easy when your basic economy car comes at a base price of over $
  10,000.00....
• I used to live in a house by the freeway. When I went anywhere, I had to be going 65 MPH by the end of my driveway.
  I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights....
• There are times when truth is stranger than fiction and lunch time is one of them.
• A cop stopped me for speeding. He said, 'Why were you going so fast?
  ' I said, 'See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator....
• Flying/landing on one engine.