Umpire: Play ball!
Chief Wiggum: [steps to the plate]
Police radio: Attention all units! Attention all units!
Armored car being robbed at 59th and...
Chief Wiggum: Turn off that damn radio!
-- Please arrange to have your car robbed only during
normal business hours, "Homer at the Bat"
Attention all units! Riot in progress at (*click*)
-- Chief Wiggum turns a deaf ear, "I Love Lisa...