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• The light at the end of the tunnel is usually a "No Exit" sign.
• Good times end too quickly. Bad times go on forever.
• The outward and visible sign of the end of war was the introduction of the magazine rifle.
  -- I.S. Bloch 1899...
• Tracey's Time Observation: Good times end too quickly. Bad times go on forever.
• By the term "the good old days," most people are referring to those times in which static electricity was about the only thing that would stand your hair on end.
• If you take a computer apart and put it back together enough times you will end up with two computers.
  .. neither of which work....
• You'll be okay, Dad. Just make sure he hits you an _even_ number of times, so you don't end up with amnesia.
  -- Bart tips his father, "The Homer They Fall...