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• Pouring homebrew down the sink...THAT's alcohol abuse!
• Spilling your guts out is just as charming as it sounds.
• Statistics prove that 10% of all accidents are caused by drunk people.
  It means that the rest of 90% are caused by people who didn't drink....
• Hospitals! They clean you with alcohol, but make you drink water!
• Math and alcohol don't mix. Please don't drink and derive.
• A lot of things may be preserved in alcohol. But not your dignity.
• SELF-ABUSE -- Letting your fingers do the whacking.
• They caution pregnant women not to drink alcohol. It may harm the baby.
  I think that's ironic. If it wasn't for alcohol most women wouldn't be that way. -- Rita Rudne...
• You may be redneck... if you can have sex without spilling your beer.