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• I come in peace. I only seek alcohol, men, and hockey!
• I like my women to be...well...hockey players!
• They caution pregnant women not to drink alcohol. It may harm the baby.
  I think that's ironic. If it wasn't for alcohol most women wouldn't be that way. -- Rita Rudne...
• I brake for hockey!
• I Like Liquor: Ethyl Alcohol
• I do not seek the ignorant; the ignorant seek me -- I will instruct them.
  I ask nothing but sincerity. If they come out of habit, they become tiresome. -- I Ching...
• I thought only women wore pumps.
• I can walk on water, but I stagger on alcohol.
• I have nothing to say, and I'll only say it once. -- Floyd Smith, NHL Hockey coach