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• Friendships are not always preserved in alcohol.
• The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.
• Spilling your drink is alcohol abuse!
• Remember that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Cleveland.
• Perhaps the reader may ask, of what consequence is it whether the author's exact language is preserved or not, provided we have his thought?
  The answer is, that inaccurate quotation is a sin against truth....
• You mean, if you allow the master to be uncivil, to treat you any old way he likes, and to insult your dignity, then he may deem you fit to hear his view of things?
  "Quite the contrary. You must defend your integrity, assuming you have integrity to defend....
• A diplomat's life consists of three things: protocol, Geritol, and alcohol. -- Adlai Stevenso
• When you have a lot of things to do, first things first, get your nap out of the way before all else.