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• Liquor? But I don't even know her!!!!
• I can walk on water, but I stagger on alcohol.
• The answer is alcohol. I don't remember the question.
• No beer, wine, or liquor will ever touch my lips...I use a straw.
• I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
  -- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)...
• I come in peace. I only seek alcohol, men, and hockey!
• I come in peace. I only seek alcohol, women, and hockey!
• They caution pregnant women not to drink alcohol. It may harm the baby.
  I think that's ironic. If it wasn't for alcohol most women wouldn't be that way. -- Rita Rudne...
• Drinking coffee for instant relaxation? That's like drinking alcohol for instant motor skills.
  -- Marc Price...