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• If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you.
  I want to have children ..."--they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudne...
• I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for thirty-six hours.
  I don't even want to do anything that feels good for thirty-six hours. -- Rita Rudne...
• I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. -- Rita Rudne
• My parents want me to get married. They don't care who anymore, as long as he doesn't have a pierced ear, that's all they care about.
  I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage....
• Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.
  -- Rita Rudne...
• I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
  -- Rita Rudne...
• They caution pregnant women not to drink alcohol. It may harm the baby.
  I think that's ironic. If it wasn't for alcohol most women wouldn't be that way. -- Rita Rudne...
• I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
  -- Rita Rudne...
• You know, I used to think a car was just a way of getting from point A to point B -- and on weekends, point C.
  But that was the old me. That man died the moment I laid eyes on a 1979 Honda Accord....