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• There was something about her I liked, but I couldn't put my finger on it.
• Wow, some lady walked into my room, picked me up, and put her breast in my mouth.
  I liked it! -- A baby boys first tangeable though...
• About to exchange her fur wrap for a dressing gow
  Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?...
• I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib. -- Woody Alle
• My bathroom has a digital sink. When I want to stop the water running, I put my finger in the faucet.
  -- Ron Smith...
• Hang five, guys. I'm getting something. He committed suicide, he committed suicide, he committed suicide, the fish committed suicide.
  There is some kind of link here, but I can't quite put my finger on it....
• Homer: Hmm... Bold, refreshing, and something I can't quite put my finger on.
  [at the Red Tick Beer brewery, dogs are swimming in the tank] Ma...
• My girlfriend said I never listen to her, or something.
• I gave her the ring; she gave me the finger.