Wow, some lady walked into my room, picked me up, and put her
breast in my mouth. I liked it!
-- A baby boys first tangeable thought
breast in my mouth. I liked it!
-- A baby boys first tangeable thought
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with a breast in my mouth... - I was working on a case. It had to be a case, because I couldn't afford a
desk.
Then I saw her. This tall blond lady. She must have... - There was something about her I liked,
but I couldn't put my finger on it... - Breast feeding is popular now. It wasn't when I was growing up.
In high school, my mom caught me with an inflatable... - I was hitchhiking the other day and this car trailer pulled up and
offered me a ride.
He said that there was no room in the cab, but I could... - I don't think my parents liked me.
They put a live teddy bear in my crib.
Woody... - I remember the first time I picked up my girlfriend at her parents' place.
Her father said to me, "Make sure you have my daughter... - Lady Nancy Astor:
"Winston, if you were my husband,
I'd put poison in your coffee." Winston Churchill:...
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bitch... - I know nothing.
- Ken... - BSD: /B-S-D/ n.
[abbreviation for `Berkeley System Distribution'] a... - We live in deeds, not years; in thoughts, not breaths;
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as the following quote from Lenny Bruce illustrates...
