Related:

• The stop sign which caused this action appeared there recently and was new to me.
  It cause me great alarm and when I am watching its pole, I note the sign is too low for the car, which is why it destroy the windshield....
• The other car appeared, as out of nowhere, although I am sure it was somewhere before it appeared
  and once it did, hitting it was the only thing left for me to do, so I did it, and frankly, I rather enjoyed it....
• A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. The guy was all over the place.
  I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him. -- Excerpt from insurance form...
• To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front of me, I struck the pedestrian.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• The reason I had this difficulty is that the tree wasn't where it would have been if I had selected the right driveway
  but since I did not, there it was where it shouldn't be, and this is why I hit it....
• I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• Reason for traffic accident (taken from accident/insurance forms)
  I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home, as I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision....
• I told the police that I was not injured, but upon removing my hat, I found that I had a fractured skull.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....