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I Told The Police That I Was Not Injured, But Upon Removing My Hat, I Found That I Had A Fractured Skull.
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I told the police that I was not injured, but upon removing my hat, I found
that I had a fractured skull.
-- Excerpt from insurance form.
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I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
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The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.
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I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed for the embankment.
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I saw a sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off of the hood of my car.
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A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. The guy was all over the place.
I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him. -- Excerpt from insurance form...
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Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I didn't have.
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