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• I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed for the embankment.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• In my attempt to hit a fly, I drove into a telephone pole. -- Excerpt from insurance form.
• I saw a sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off of the hood of my car.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. The guy was all over the place.
  I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him. -- Excerpt from insurance form...
• The reason I had this difficulty is that the tree wasn't where it would have been if I had selected the right driveway
  but since I did not, there it was where it shouldn't be, and this is why I hit it....
• Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I didn't have.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....