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• A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. The guy was all over the place.
  I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him. -- Excerpt from insurance form...
• I tried to avoid hitting him, but he kept coming toward me and asking for it and I finally felt that I really should oblige him.
  It demolished his car, but it didn't even scratch my road scraper....
• The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of the way when it struck my front end.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• The other car appeared, as out of nowhere, although I am sure it was somewhere before it appeared
  and once it did, hitting it was the only thing left for me to do, so I did it, and frankly, I rather enjoyed it....
• I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• I saw a sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off of the hood of my car.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....