At five minutes before the hour, a student will ask a question requiring
a ten minute answer.
-- M. M. Johnston
a ten minute answer.
-- M. M. Johnston
Related:
- When a student actually does a homework problem, the instructor will
not ask for it.
M. M.... - An A is easily obtained if a student calls his instructor "Professor."
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M. M.... - If a course requires a prerequisite, a student will not have had it.
M. M.... - If a student has to study, he will claim that the course is unfair.
M. M.... - The difference between a good student and a bad student is that a bad
student forgets the material five minutes before the test,
while a good student five minutes afterwards... - During an exam, the pocket calculator battery will fail.
M. M.... - Exams will always contain questions not discussed in class.
M. M.... - He who can will. He who can't, will teach.
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M. M.... - Slightly deaf students will have instructors who mumble.
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