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• No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell .
  .. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular....
• I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful.
  -- Concerning why love happens between two particular people -- Manuel, age 8...
• One of the people has freckles and so he finds somebody else who has freckles too.
  -- Concerning why love happens between two particular people -- Andrew, age 6...
• There's an inverse relationship between how good something is for you, and how much fun it is.
  -- Calvin and Hobbe...
• We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road.
  They get run over. -- Aneurin Beva...
• We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road.
  They get run over. --Ambrose Bierce...
• One begins with two people on a stage, and one of them had better say something pretty damn quick.
  -- Moss Ha...
• You'd better lie down before something else happens..
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...