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• One of the people has freckles and so he finds somebody else who has freckles too.
  -- Concerning why love happens between two particular people -- Andrew, age 6...
• I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful.
  -- Concerning why love happens between two particular people -- Manuel, age 8...
• If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
• I think the Europeans are hostile toward the English because the English have some irritating habits--the habit, for instance, of ending sentences with questions that sound like reprimand
  You say it's difficult for you to tell because you haven't read the survey?...
• Shit Happens' according to... Descartes: I think, so why am I in this shit?
  I shit, therefore I am....
• They are just practicing for when they might have to walk down the aisle someday and do the holy matchimony thing.
  -- Concerning why lovers often hold hands -- John, age 9...
• Advisor: Little girl, do you think you can memorize this by dinnertime tomorrow?
  Lisa: "Mr. Burns: your campaign seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train....
• B: Well, I'll tell you. I just got myself a paramour.
  A: A paramour??? At your age??? B: Sure. Why not at my age?...
• A relationship is what happens between two people who are waiting for something better to come along.