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• Just think! With the push of a button, you could be a 500-story gastropod -- a slug the size of the Chrysler Building.
  "Gosh, how can I refuse?" "Well, if you don't like that, be something else!...
• Calvin: People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
  Hobbes: Isn't your pants' zipper supposed to be in the front?...
• Calvin: "I wonder where we go when we die." Hobbe
  "Pittsburgh?" Calvin: "You mean if we're good or if we're bad?...
• Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
  -- Bill Watterson -- Calvin, Calvin and Hobbe...
• Be careful or be roadkill. -- Calvin, "Calvin and Hobbe
• Think of how much fun you could have with the doctor's wife and a bucket of apples.
• There is an inverse relationship between the uniqueness of an observation and the number of investigators who report it simultaneously.
  -- A. B. Pardee...
• Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
  -- Calvin & Hobbe...
• The world bores you when you're cool." -- Calvin & Hobbe