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• We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road.
  They get run over. --Ambrose Bierce...
• Virtue is its own punishment. -- Denniston Righteous people terrify me .
  .. virtue is its own punishment. -- Aneurin Beva...
• I read the newspaper avidly. It is my one form of continuous fiction. -- Aneurin Beva
• Say what you want about President Richard Nixon. How many people do you know who could get elected President when no one voted for them.
  Ever run on to anyone who admitted voting for Richard Nixon?...
• Stand not too near the rich man lest he destroy thee--and not too far away lest he forget thee.
  -- Aneurin Beva...
• Q: Why did the WASP cross the road? A: To get to the middle.
• MARK, MARKY I don't know what it is about these people who not only have first and surnames starting with the same letters, but also have the nerve to get famous with those names.
  I guess their parents were all alliteration enthusiasts....
• What we know is not as important as who we are.
• The more you run over road kill, the flatter it gets.