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• No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell .
  .. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular....
• I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful.
  -- Concerning why love happens between two particular people -- Manuel, age 8...
• Do people know you have freckles everywhere?
• In all of the theories about why so many people have attacks of wackiness when they reach middle age--resign from the bank to go live in a van with a teenage mushroom gathere
  and that sort of thing--one factor has been neglected...
• Four be the things I'd been better without: Love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt.
  -- Dorothy Parker, "Not So Deep as a Well...
• feature n. 1. [common] A good property or behavior (as of a program).
  Whether it was intended or not is immaterial. 2....
• A relationship is what happens between two people who are waiting for something better to come along.
• Yo momma got so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!
• Q: Somebody just posted that Roman Polanski directed Star Wars.
  What should I do? A: Post the correct answer at once!...