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• What are imitation rhinestones? -- Steven Wrigh
• A man committed suicide by overdosing on decongestant tablets.
  All they found was a pile of dust. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh...
• My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands or numbers.
  He says it's very accurate. I asked him what time it was....
• As of 1992, they'll be called European Economic Community fries. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh
• Horses just naturally have mohawk haircuts. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh
• This isn't all true. -- Steven Wrigh
• I heard that in relativity theory space and time are the same thing.
  Einstein discovered this when he kept showing up three miles late for his meetings....
• I worked as a lumberjack for a lumber company. All of the trees were just 10 feet high and 1/4 inch thick.
  We made paneling. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh...
• My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
  -- Steven Wrigh...